Today, November 26th 2009 I've been alive on this earth for 8000 days. That's 192000 hours. Or 691200000 seconds. If you think there are too few festive days in the year, start celebrating thousands. They come every few years. There's also an assignment here for YOU who's friendly enough to read this far (50 words) It's down there at the very bottom. Now, to the random "accomplishments":

During the 8000 days:

-I have only been hospitalized once.
-I have never broken any bones.
-I have stepped on a rusty nail and impaled my foot.
-I have never had any dental cavities even though i haven't been exactly the most enthusiastic tooth-brusher.
-I have never believed in Santa Claus. The first time I heard about him was when my dad told me that he doesn't exist.
-I have only been in 1 funeral, and in 1 wedding.
-I have never been outside Northern Europe, so I haven't seen any palm trees.
-But I have seen an elephant.
-I've worn eyeglasses. But I looked ridiculous with them and I threw them away and now my right eye is worthless and unrepairable.
-I have never set foot in any of the immediate neighboring countries of Finland.
-I have sent less than a 100 e-mails.
-I have never tried drugs. Been drinking and smoking though.
-I have never been in a fight. Never had a black eye.
-I've spent 13 days in Lapland in the spring sleeping next to an assault rifle in a tent.
-I have only gotten to deal with the police once. I got a ticket then.
-I have only been in detention once.
-I've never been grounded. My parents are not familiar with the concept.
-I have never successfully jumped rope. Or snapped my fingers.
-I have never finished the 2nd level in "Super Mario Bros". Or the 1st level in "Contra".
-I've played through Half-Life without using a mouse.
-I have seen Disturbed live.
-I have had the same recurring nightmare since I was 5. I only have it when I'm sick with a fever.
-I haven't seen "Bambi."
-I have only gone fishing once. Didn't catch anything.
-I have only hugged someone because I've had to, never because I've wanted to. I've wanted to, though.
-I have never been in a relationship, never kissed a girl and never had sex.


Not much of achievements eh?

Well then. Your turn...
I have too many secrets that I never told anyone. The problem is that I have too many friends. The fact that I can't tell them shit has caused a build-up that would make an average person insane.

SO, IF YOU'VE BOTHERED TO READ THIS FAR, NOW YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING. VERY PERSONAL QUESTIONS, PLEASE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT KNOWING ANYTHING I TELL YOU, JUST LET ME TELL MY SECRETS TO SOMEONE. IF YOU CAN'T THINK OF THINGS TO ASK, THINK ABOUT A QUESTION THAT YOU WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE TO ASK YOU IF YOU'D HAVE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY. HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK... oh that's how. Anyway... well?